Creepy Superhero Pickup Lines

What would Wolverine, Batman, Superman and Spiderman say if they met a girl at a bar?

What about these?

If you ask me, they might just work, really. And if they don’t, I blame my warped imagination and immense boredom.

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Note: Listen to Rihanna’s Diamonds and imagine Edward singing it to what’s-her-face.

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