Creepy Superhero Pickup Lines

Creepy Superhero Pickup Lines

What would Wolverine, Batman, Superman and Spiderman say if they met a girl at a bar?

What about these?

If you ask me, they might just work, really. And if they don’t, I blame my warped imagination and immense boredom.

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Note: Listen to Rihanna’s Diamonds and imagine Edward singing it to what’s-her-face.

What My Chihuahua Taught Me About Making Small Talk

What My Chihuahua Taught Me About Making Small Talk

Another one from my Chihuahua Series. As you can tell, I can’t draw, and my sexy women’s legs look like they’ve been twisted in a fall. But my own overweight chihuahua insists that underdogs have voices too, and that they deserve to be heard as much as anybody else. And I’m just trying to be a good mummy to her even though she always tells me I’m full of shit.
On that note, happy weekend-socialising!

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For more chihuahua rants here: Monday Blue Pooches